it's April Fools Day!
I've thought up a million pranks I'll try,
be prepared, I'm warning you today!
I'll drop a stink-bomb in the swimming pool,
I'll use some paint and 'redecorate' your favourite stool.
I'll juggle with your show-pieces-this is just a start,
I'll eat up your ice-cream and your pop tart.
I'll sneak up behind you,
and turn off the light,
I'll scare you until
you run out of sight.
I'll blame you for throwing
my cat out of the house,
I'll chase you away,
like some teeny-tiny mouse.
I'll draw graffiti on your walls,
I'll spray paint your door.
I'll empty your trash can,
all over the floor.
So now you have an idea,
of how my plans are like.
Don't worry, you have another day,
before I strike.
