Once there was a boy named Fred...

Once there was a boy named Fred in Norway,

and he knocked Santa off his sleigh!

The reindeer seemed to say, 'oh, my!'

And Santa said, 'Ouch, my thigh!'

'You naughty boy! Come here and stand!'

'Don't run away, do as I command!'

And Fred seemed helpless; and there he stood,

he knew what was happening was definitely not good.

Santa picked up the boy with great ease,

and to him he said,

'Guess there's a present less to give today,

ain't there, little Fred?'

And then and there, with a wave of his hand,

Fred's present turned into a handful of sand.

So remember, this Christmas, don't  be naughty, but nice,

because maybe your present might turn into lice.

Ho ho ho.....

April Fools!

I can't wait for tomorrow,

it's April Fools Day!

I've thought up a million pranks I'll try,

be prepared, I'm warning you today!

I'll drop a stink-bomb in the swimming pool,

I'll use some paint and 'redecorate' your favourite stool.

I'll juggle with your show-pieces-this is just a start,

I'll eat up your ice-cream and your pop tart.

I'll sneak up behind you,

and turn off the light,

I'll scare you until

you run out of sight.

I'll blame you for throwing

my cat out of the house,

I'll chase you away,

like some teeny-tiny mouse.

I'll draw graffiti on your walls,

I'll spray paint your door.

I'll empty your trash can,

all over the floor.

So now you have an idea,

of how my plans are like.

Don't worry, you have another day,

before I strike.