and he knocked Santa off his sleigh!
The reindeer seemed to say, 'oh, my!'
And Santa said, 'Ouch, my thigh!'
'You naughty boy! Come here and stand!'
'Don't run away, do as I command!'
And Fred seemed helpless; and there he stood,
he knew what was happening was definitely not good.
Santa picked up the boy with great ease,
and to him he said,
'Guess there's a present less to give today,
ain't there, little Fred?'
And then and there, with a wave of his hand,
Fred's present turned into a handful of sand.
So remember, this Christmas, don't be naughty, but nice,
because maybe your present might turn into lice.
Ho ho ho.....
